Let's talk about pants

Today was the first real full day of school lifeness. Typically, I prefer to wear skirts or dresses because 1) it's hella hot and skirts make sense, and 2) the correct but maybe less professional term "ass sweat" is a thing and do I need I explain that skirts have a breeze function? 

Here's the skippy. Just because you there's a pseudo cooling action happening, does not eliminate the actual ass sweat part of the equation. So skirts just make you feel the sweat more. For example, I have to walk about 10 ish minutes from the class I TA to the class I teach. Remember, THIS IS ARIZONA. That effectively translates to glisten droplets everywhere. Also, this skirt is lined. So hello unmoveable sweat glued second skin. There's nothing like walking drip glistening into a classroom where you are in charge of 23 men and 2 women. You know they won't get too close- because you smell. 

Which brings me to the piece of advice that I'm trying to follow: it doesn't matter how ashamed you are, carry deodorant. The people sitting near you will thank you. That curtesy does not quite extend to the public transit commute. This morning the body odor count was 3. #blessed. 

But really the worst thing that happened on public transportation today was the man wearing all black: shorts, t-shirt with some kind of red rebel lettering, black athletic socks, and brown hiking boots. Come on friend, try better. 

I'm sure I will have other updates later this week. In the mean time, go watch a documentary, learn something. We watched Chuck Norris vs Communism in class today. Worth it.